Background
My childhood friend “Bart” I compare to Vaush in my stories of political frustration also had a name given to him by his pragmatic social worker dad who also holds socialist leaning views but knows how to compromise and find middle ground. This name was “Bongy the Nitwit” because he was bouncy as a child and constantly running around doing silly unpredictable and over the top things I as a kid found disproportionate to the stimulus provided. Like pointing at the VHS TV at a sleepover party and pausing the scene where a cow farts in a kids film or something and cackling and wanting everyone to laugh with him when we just wanted him to keep playing the film.
Here’s the lyrics Suno AI Assisted with.
Lyrics
[Verse]
Bongy the brown-nosed nitwit
Had a very smelly nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
[Verse 2]
All of the other nitwits
Used to laugh and call him gay
That left poor Bongy speechless
Because he was bi-curious anyway
[Chorus]
Then one smelly Christmas Eve
His Dad said with glee
"Bongy with your nose so bright
Will you sniff this here cloth tonight?"
[Bridge]
Then all the nitwits loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Bongy the brown-nosed nitwit
You have made your dad happy
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